Jared Likes to Stalk Children

A while ago Jared grew a beard for about 5 weeks. He says he did it just for fun (but there might be a little element of laziness in there too).

When he finally shaved it, he left a mustache for one day. What we are left with is a picture of what Jared would look like if he were a pedophile.
Ah, memories...

Jared displaying the "pedo-smile" with his "molest-ache"

Jared's mustache makes me laugh because it makes him look so much like his dad, who famously carried one. The only difference is that Jared gets red facial hair. By the way- make sure to notice cute baby Jared. I will definitely have to get that outfit for our boys.